So I am planning on visiting my 22 year old female cousin at a medium sized college this weekend and my other 18 year old cousin (Marine ROTC) is picking me up for this.
Now granted, I am only a year or two removed from the age difference of the student body there but I have been working man for almost two years now. In addition, I need to babysit an overexcited 18 year old male cousin of mine during this time. Topple on to this that I am single and may or may not be staying in a sorority house during my weekend there.
Now I am not visiting Arizona State, but at the same time I'm sure shits gonna get weird, but I am actively trying to prepare myself for the rebirth of my frat days.
So I've come up with some ground rules:
1) No blacking out
2) Keeping active eyes on the Marine the entire time
3) No one under age of 20
I think these should stand sufficient as guidelines for me to get weird responsibly.
Definitely should get some impressive heroics out of the trip as I will undoubtedly be the hottest thing to hit there campus since the advent of quarters. No question I will have 10 friend requests come Sunday evening.
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