Monday, March 21, 2011
Tiger Woods dating 22 y/o UNH volleyball player?
I cannot believe this either. On the one hand, good for her. Seriously, way to pick your target. Total win in her book, she will never come anywhere close to this type of gold digging ever. In fact, this is probably more amazing than any of Trump's wives. Just perfect timing, on the rebound. Will she be at the Masters? Who knows, but this girl will def get a cool million out of this. Easy. Lay up line type stuff here.
On the other hand, really, Tiger? Seriously, you couldn't scout a model? A VH1 reject or a former Bachelor contestant? Wow bro. Not only that, but he's totally doing a water-downed version of what Charlie Sheen is doing with his "goddesses" and shit. His PR people must be furious with him. There is no right way of explaining this. Like she isn't even famous at all? This is the only person that can accept you? Wow. Even I could get this chick by buying her and her friends a few rounds at the bar. Great job, tiger, this one's for you.
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